Classical Music In Background, Slow Stoned Voice:) Don't You Ever Wonder What Life Would Be Like?
Creative Answering Machine Messages
(Classical music in background, slow stoned voice:) Don't you ever wonder what life would be like? ...
The Real Reason Behind "The Mid Life Crisis" "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me.
She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night....
The trouble with reality-no background music!
Loud heavy-metal music in background; raspy voice:) Hello, this is the executioner.
Joe can't come to the phone right now because he's DEAD!...
Greeting Cards That Were Rejected By Halmark: "Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonde
... -- What was I thinking?" "Congratulations on your wedding day!...
These are stories and test questions accumulated by music teachers in the state of Missouri.
Music Education Agnus Dei was a woman composer famous for her church music....
Background: Something spacy, like "A Saucerful Of Secrets" by Pink Floyd.
) (Try to sound like Carl Sagan.) Who are you? Where do you come from?...
I wonder what Mr. Ed would do.
Mafia Music: The Symphonies Of Don Vito Corleone
I wonder what our children will look like.