Hi. Now you say something.
Related:
- If you can't say something nice,
say something surrealistic... - Something Amiss? Hi,
I'm Something Amister... - If you can't say something nice,
sit by me... - I'm sorry.
Did you say something... - Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is,
so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep... - Voice Mail
My wife and I can't come to the phone right now,
but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get... - Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now.
Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until... - Hi this is <name>. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now.
Leave a message and then wait by the phone until I... - The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages
"Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your...
