I'm Sorry. Did You Say Something?
I'm sorry. Did you say something?
An elderly English couple, the wife rather deaf, were visiting New York.
They hail a cab and start out on a lengthy journey....
Q: What did one eye say to the other ? A: Just between you and me .
.. there's something that smells....
Hi. Now you say something.
One day Adam was in the Garden of Eden when God came over to him and said, "I made something for you.
What I made for you will do anything you say, fix your meals and give you indescribable pleasure....
lt;Phone Rings> Noisy pick-up of phone Uh...<wisperingly> Hello?
Hi, I 'm a burgular and I was just about to steal Troy's answering machine....
If you can't say something nice, say something surrealistic.
A Mathematician (M) and an Engineer (E) attend a lecture by a Physicist.
The topic concerns Kulza-Klein theories involving physical processes that occur in spaces with dimensions of 11, 12 and even higher....
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Hear them say "What city please, big boy?" They'll get you hot, asking you "What's the party's name, you luscious piece of man-meat?...
If you can't say something nice, sit by me!