If You Can't Say Something Nice, Say Something Surrealistic.
If you can't say something nice, say something surrealistic.
If you can't say something nice, sit by me!
Hi. Now you say something.
I'm sorry. Did you say something?
Don't just lurk there -- say something!
Say something soft & sweet. Marshmallow.
Don't just stand there, say something.
Writer's Rule #1: Have something to say!
Q: What did one eye say to the other ? A: Just between you and me .
.. there's something that smells....