[Note the spelling in this one!] After the tone, please leave a massage--my shoulders really could use it, and, what? You're only supposed to leave a MESSAGE? Darn....
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So please leave a message after the tone. I didn't... - beep, beep, beep>
The number you have reached,
Seven.
Six. Seven. One. Two. Three. Four. [Use your... - Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave your name,
number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you... - Deadpan voice:) Hi, This is Dave.
Please leave a message as soon as possible and I'll... - This is an answerin' machine, this machine is designed to take full
advantage of its numerous capabilities.
Please say what you wanted to talk about and why... - Hi, this is Jim. Welcome to my Fun Phone Line, where you can
talk to my answering machine for only $.95 per minute!
Please leave your credit card number at the tone... - I can't come to the phone right now because I'm down in the basement printing up a fresh new batch of twenty dollar bills.
If you need any money, or if you just want to check... - I can't come to the phone right now because I'm down in the
basement printing up a fresh new batch of 20 dollar bills.
If you need any money, or if you just want to check... - US Army Official Voice Mail Message
Thank you for calling the United States Army.
I'm sorry, but all of our units are out at the moment...
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