I Can't Come To The Phone Right Now Because I'm Down In The Basement Printing Up A Fresh New Batch Of 20 Dollar Bills.

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I can't come to the phone right now because I'm down in the
basement printing up a fresh new batch of 20 dollar bills. If
you need any money, or if you just want to check out my
handiwork, please leave your name, number, and how much cash you
need after the tone. If you're from the Department of the
Treasury, please ignore this message.

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