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• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many Allegheny students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Six--one to change the lightbulb and five to explain where the hell Allegheny College is....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• How many Boston University students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Four--One to change the bulb and two to check his math homework....
• How many Bucknell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  One--but he'll only change it if he can put in a white-light bulb....
• How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Only one, but he gets six credits for it....
• How many Bard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  One--but she'll only do it if it's an alternative light bulb....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many Connecticut College students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were at a better school the lightbulb wouldn't go out....