How many Mount Holyoke students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One--she calls a Smithie to do it.
One--she calls a Smithie to do it.
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- How many Stanford students does it take to change a lightbulb? One, dude.
- How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.... - How many Bard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One--but she'll only do it if it's an alternative light bulb.... - How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.... - How many Reed students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One--and she doesn't even need a ladder because she has platform Birkenstocks.... - How many Sarah Lawrence students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five--One to change the bulb and four to do an interpretive dance about it.... - How many Middlebury students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five--One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect J.... - How many Allegheny students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Six--one to change the lightbulb and five to explain where the hell Allegheny College is.... - How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two---one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician....

