You Have The Right To Remain Silent. Anything You Say Will Be Misquoted, Then Used Against You.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
BASIC TRUTHS Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film Save the whales.
Collect the whole set. Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock....
You have the right to remain silent....
Some thoughts... -- Spotted on the back of a tshirt worn by LAPD Bomb Squad
If you see me running, try to keep up." -- Light travels faster than sound....
Voice Mail My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here....
Points to Ponder If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Can you be a closet claustrophobic?...
The USENET Guide to Power Posting 1. Conspiracies abound
If everyone's against you, the reason can't *possibly* be that you're a fuckhead....
IF 1. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
2. If a deaf person swears in sign language, does his mother wash his hands with soap?...
Q: Why do Mexicans have re-fried beans? A: Have you ever heard of a Mexican doing anything right the first time?
Have you got anything without spam?