BASIC TRUTHS Everyone Has A Photographic Memory. Some Don't Have Film Save The Whales.

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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted,
then used against you.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.