Some thoughts...
-- Spotted on the back of a tshirt worn by LAPD Bomb Squad: "If you see me
running, try to keep up."
-- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.
-- You have the right to remain silent anything you say will be misquoted,
then used against you.
-- Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
-- A closed mouth gathers no feet.
-- Don't you think it's unnerving that doctors call what they do "Practice"?
-- Did you ever notice that Evian bottled water is Naive spelled backwards?
Think about it.....
-- Seduce my mind & you can have my body, find my soul & I'm your forever.
-- The grass may actually be greener on the other side of the fence, but it
still has to be mowed.
-- Spotted on the back of a tshirt worn by LAPD Bomb Squad: "If you see me
running, try to keep up."
-- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.
-- You have the right to remain silent anything you say will be misquoted,
then used against you.
-- Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
-- A closed mouth gathers no feet.
-- Don't you think it's unnerving that doctors call what they do "Practice"?
-- Did you ever notice that Evian bottled water is Naive spelled backwards?
Think about it.....
-- Seduce my mind & you can have my body, find my soul & I'm your forever.
-- The grass may actually be greener on the other side of the fence, but it
still has to be mowed.
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