She's Always Late. Her Ancestors Arrived On The June Flower.
She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
BASIC TRUTHS Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film Save the whales.
Collect the whole set. Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock....
Always tell her she is beautiful.
A maid arrived at work one day to find Leona Helmsley hanging from the ceiling, with one hand grasping the chandelier, and the other clenched tightly around her throat.
Under her dangling feet was an overturned chair. Her tongue was blue and protruding....
Bed her late than never.
Pass the beans please!! Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans.
She loved them but unfortunately they had always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her....
Why didn't Helen Keller change her baby's diapers? So she always knew where he was.
Top Ten Unusual Comments on Monica Lewinsky's Intern Performance Report 10.
Truly an eager beaver. 9. Uses too much teeth. 8. Stays late, comes early....
Said a horny young girl from Milpitas, "My favorite sport is coitus.
But a fullback from State Made her period late, And now she has athlete's fetu...