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• WHY CAN'T HELEN KELLER HAVE BABIES? BECAUSE SHE'S DEAD
• Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she was bad?
  A: They re-arranged the furniture in her room....
• Q: What did Helen Keller do when she fell off the cliff? A: She screamed her fingers off.
• Q: Why is one of Helen Keller's legs yellow? A: Because her dog is blind too.
• Q: How did Helen Keller burn her fingers? A: She tried to read the waffle iron.
• Q: Why did Helen Keller go crazy? A: She tried to read a sheet of sandpaper.
• Why does Helen Keller play piano with one hand?? She sings with the other !!!!
• Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she used bad words?
  A: They washed her hands out with soap....