A Maid Arrived At Work One Day To Find Leona Helmsley Hanging From The Ceiling, With One Hand Grasping The Chandelier, And The Other Clenched Tightly Around Her Throat.

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A maid arrived at work one day to find Leona Helmsley hanging from the
ceiling, with one hand grasping the chandelier, and the other clenched
tightly around her throat. Under her dangling feet was an overturned chair.
Her tongue was blue and protruding. She was obviously dead. As the coroner
took the deceased Leona away, the maid said to a paramedic, "She always was
a cheap bitch ..."