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• It's never too late to have a happy childhood!
• It Is Better To Copulate Than Never.
• Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
• After a late night out with the boys, the man undressed and slipped into bed with his wife.
  Are you awake honey?" he whispered. When he got no response, he kissed her on the lips....
• A patient suffering from insomnia was told by her doctor to be sure that she never went to bed on an empty stomach, but always had something to eat first.
  "But, once you told me never to eat before going to bed," replied the puzzled patient....
• Spill a lot of beer on his/her bed. Swim.
• Hole in the Bed by I Missed Her Completely
• She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower.