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• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: <smash the lightbulb> ============= OK, try again....
• OK, try again. Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: Five. Two to argue over whether the buddha nature already resides in the empty socket, one to light a candle instead, and two to shovel out the outhouses....
• From: rumm@latcs1.oz.au.UUCP (LYNDON BRETT RUMM) Subjec
  Sure plays a mean pinball Date: 30 Jun 88 20:44:35 GMT What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for Christmas?...
• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: A tree in a golden forest. A': Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to change the bulb and one not to change it. A: Four. One to change the bulb....
• On a related topic: Q: How many psychoanalysts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: How many do you think it takes?...
• Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: Two, but I don't know how they got in there....