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• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: <smash the lightbulb> ============= OK, try again....
• How many psychoanalysts does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many do you think it takes?
• Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: Two, but I don't know how they got in there....
• Q: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  ? A: Two - One to do it, and one to write a sensitive folk song about it....
• How many Graves does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Depends on how you stack the bones.
• Q: How many fraternity guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: Frat guys don't screw in lightbulbs - they screw in pools of their own vomit....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many Iraquis does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  - Two. One to screw it in, and one to screw it up....
• Q. How many Conservatives does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A. Thirty: one to do it, and 29 to stuff it down everyone's throat....