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• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: <smash the lightbulb> ============= OK, try again....
• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to change the bulb and one not to change it. A: Four. One to change the bulb....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: A tree in a golden forest. A': Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) Two. One to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two: One to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• Q:" How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" A tree in a golden forest. "A:" Two - one to change the bulb and one not to change it....