OK, Try Again. Q: How Many Zen Masters Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

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Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Five. Two to argue over whether the buddha nature already resides
in the empty socket, one to light a candle instead, and two to
shovel out the outhouses.