Q: How Many Zen Masters Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

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Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: A tree in a golden forest.
A': Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it.
A": One to change and one not to change is fake Zen. The true Zen answer
is Four. One to change the bulb.
A'":None. Zen masters carry their own light.