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• There was a young man of Kildare Who was fucking a girl on the stair.
  The bannister broke, But he doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air....
• There was a young man from Bel-Aire Who was screwing his girl on the stair, But the banister broke So he doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air.
• There was a young man from Bellaire Who was screwing his girl on the stair.
  But the banister broke, So he doubled his stroke, And finished her off in mid-air....
• There once was a man named McNair Who laid his wife on the stair The bannister broke So he doubled his stroke And finished her off in the air.
• There was a young girl of Penzance Who boarded a bus in a trance The passengers fucked her, Likewise the conducter, The driver shot off in his pants.
  There was a young man of Kildare Who was fucking a girl on the stair....
• The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
  How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone....
• THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991
  The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3....