An Eskimo came out of the Arctic and walked into a bar in Nome,
Alaska. He was dressed in traditional Eskimo garb but the bartender
noticed that this one particular Eskimo was carrying a shotgun and a
bucket of crap in one hand and a pretty fluffy cat in the other arm.
The Eskimo asked the bartender for a drink and he served him. After
he finished the drink, the Eskimo took his shotgun and fired it into
the bucket and then threw the cat on the floor and chased it out of
the bar.
Then he asked the bartender for another drink. The bartender
hesisantly complied but sure enough the Eskimo went through the same
routine! Again the Indian asked for another drink and again after
he finished his drink he took his shotgun and fired a round into the
bucket and dropped the cat on the floor and chased it out of the
bar.
When he asked for another drink the bartender finally asked, "Just
what the hell you think you're doing?"
"Huh?" asked the Eskimo. "Just trying to be like White Man!"
"What do you mean 'trying to be like a White Man'?" the bartender
queried.
"I drink whiskey, shoot the shit, and chase pussy...just like White
Man!"
Alaska. He was dressed in traditional Eskimo garb but the bartender
noticed that this one particular Eskimo was carrying a shotgun and a
bucket of crap in one hand and a pretty fluffy cat in the other arm.
The Eskimo asked the bartender for a drink and he served him. After
he finished the drink, the Eskimo took his shotgun and fired it into
the bucket and then threw the cat on the floor and chased it out of
the bar.
Then he asked the bartender for another drink. The bartender
hesisantly complied but sure enough the Eskimo went through the same
routine! Again the Indian asked for another drink and again after
he finished his drink he took his shotgun and fired a round into the
bucket and dropped the cat on the floor and chased it out of the
bar.
When he asked for another drink the bartender finally asked, "Just
what the hell you think you're doing?"
"Huh?" asked the Eskimo. "Just trying to be like White Man!"
"What do you mean 'trying to be like a White Man'?" the bartender
queried.
"I drink whiskey, shoot the shit, and chase pussy...just like White
Man!"
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