A man walked into a bar and ordered two drinks. He downed the first one
and carefully poured the other into his hand. The bartender looked at him
strangely and asked if he wanted another round. He ordered two more and
did the exact same thing. Finally the curiousity of the bartender was too
much to leave alone so he said to the man: "I have seen many strange
things here but I have never seen anything like this. Could you please
tell me what you are doing?" The man replied: "I am trying to get my date
drunk!"
and carefully poured the other into his hand. The bartender looked at him
strangely and asked if he wanted another round. He ordered two more and
did the exact same thing. Finally the curiousity of the bartender was too
much to leave alone so he said to the man: "I have seen many strange
things here but I have never seen anything like this. Could you please
tell me what you are doing?" The man replied: "I am trying to get my date
drunk!"
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