The conductor was getting more and more fed-up
with the orchestra. In particular, one female cellist
was losing every way. Finally, the conductor said to
her, "Madam, you have between your legs an instrument
that could give pleasure to thousands, and all you can
seem to do is scratch it."
with the orchestra. In particular, one female cellist
was losing every way. Finally, the conductor said to
her, "Madam, you have between your legs an instrument
that could give pleasure to thousands, and all you can
seem to do is scratch it."
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