1) (Heard On The Radio - _really_) Cessna: "Jones Tower, Cessna 12345, Student Pilot, I Am Out Of Fuel.

Related:

• Tower: "12345, are you a Cessna?" 12345: "No....I am a male hispanic.
• This CFI and his Student are holding on the runway for departing cross traffic when suddenly a deer runs out of the nearby wood
  ops in the middle of the runway, and just stands there looking at them....
• Tower: Hotel-1, cleared to hover taxi, stay clear of Runway 16, Cessna in the pattern doing touch and go's.
  Me: Cessna 123, downwind for 16. H-1: Uh, Tower, could we get some progressive taxi instructions?...
• A while ago while waiting to depart from Jeffco (Northwest Denver area airport) I heard
  An obvious student in a Cessna 152: AH Jeffco Tower this is ah Cessna XXXXX final for ah runway ah 11 ....
• I heard this exchange when flying to Lancaster, PA yesterday
  LNS tower: "Cessna 1234X, report three mile final....
• I was transitioning through the Lawrence (LWM) area the other day
  when I heard a new-sounding student call up, inbound for a landing, with his instructor sitting next to him, shouting prompts in the background over the engine noise....
• Area 51... You've all heard of the Air Force's ultrahigh security, super secret base in New Mexico, known simply as "Area 51?
  Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base....
• Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor?
  ------------------------------------------------ November 22, 1996 - Any More Complaints?...
• This is from when my wife was a student pilot returning to HYA from the practice area
  7MA: Cessna 187MA is 5 NE, landing, with the numbers....