1) (Heard On The Radio - _really_) Cessna: "Jones Tower, Cessna 12345, Student Pilot, I Am Out Of Fuel.

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1) (Heard on the radio - _really_)
Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."
Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have
the airfield in sight?!?!!"
Cessna: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where
the fuel truck is."