The Tower Was Having Some Difficulty Working A Student Pilot In The Pattern And It Finally Came Down To Thi

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The tower was having some difficulty working a student pilot in the pattern
and it finally came down to this;

TOWER - 95 Delta, do you read the tower?

95D - 675, sir

TOWER - 95 Delta, Say Again

95D - I think it is 675.

TOWER - 95 Delta, What do you mean by 675?

95D - I mean I think I read "Elevation 675 feet" on the tower as I taxied by
for takeoff, but I am too far away to read it now.

TOWER - 95 Delta, you are cleared to land. Please give the tower a call ON
THE TELEPHONE after you have tied down.