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• 1) (Heard on the radio - _really_) Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel.
  Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!...
• J.E.Black; GE Research/K1-3C26; Schenectady, NY 12345 blackje@crd.ge.com
• This CFI and his Student are holding on the runway for departing cross traffic when suddenly a deer runs out of the nearby wood
  ops in the middle of the runway, and just stands there looking at them....
• A while ago while waiting to depart from Jeffco (Northwest Denver area airport) I heard
  An obvious student in a Cessna 152: AH Jeffco Tower this is ah Cessna XXXXX final for ah runway ah 11 ....
• I heard this exchange when flying to Lancaster, PA yesterday
  LNS tower: "Cessna 1234X, report three mile final....
• Tower: Hotel-1, cleared to hover taxi, stay clear of Runway 16, Cessna in the pattern doing touch and go's.
  Me: Cessna 123, downwind for 16. H-1: Uh, Tower, could we get some progressive taxi instructions?...
• The tower was having some difficulty working a student pilot in the pattern and it finally came down to thi
  TOWER - 95 Delta, do you read the tower? 95D - 675, sir TOWER - 95 Delta, Say Again 95D - I think it is 675....
• I was transitioning through the Lawrence (LWM) area the other day
  when I heard a new-sounding student call up, inbound for a landing, with his instructor sitting next to him, shouting prompts in the background over the engine noise....
• For many years, I've battled with the infamous "Dunlop's Disease" .
  .. a condition caused by age and lake of proper maintenance in which your "stomach `done lopped' over your belt....