Pilot coming in with his buddy who had never flown before:
Pilot: This is 1234 Delta five miles north for landing with Mike.
The tower clears him and he lands. When they shut down, the passenger, whose
name is Mike, says, "Why'd you have to tell them that I was with you?"
Pilot: This is 1234 Delta five miles north for landing with Mike.
The tower clears him and he lands. When they shut down, the passenger, whose
name is Mike, says, "Why'd you have to tell them that I was with you?"
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