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• I was transitioning through the Lawrence (LWM) area the other day
  when I heard a new-sounding student call up, inbound for a landing, with his instructor sitting next to him, shouting prompts in the background over the engine noise....
• Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor?
  ------------------------------------------------ November 22, 1996 - Any More Complaints?...
• Area 51... You've all heard of the Air Force's ultrahigh security, super secret base in New Mexico, known simply as "Area 51?
  Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base....
• This CFI and his Student are holding on the runway for departing cross traffic when suddenly a deer runs out of the nearby wood
  ops in the middle of the runway, and just stands there looking at them....
• Airborne Humor *** Any More Complaints? *** The controller working a busy pattern told the 727 on downwind to make a 360 (do a complete circle, usually done to provide spacing between aircraft).
  The pilot of the 727 complained, "Do you know it costs us two thousand dollars to make a 360 in this airplane?...
• A true story (from the latest edition of Australian Aviation magazine)
  After a particularly lousy landing by the co-pilot of an Australian commercial airline, that co-pilot heard the Captain announce "Ladies and Gentlemen, XXX airlines wishes to apologise for that rough landing provided today by our first officer"....
• 1) (Heard on the radio - _really_) Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel.
  Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!...
• A while ago while waiting to depart from Jeffco (Northwest Denver area airport) I heard
  An obvious student in a Cessna 152: AH Jeffco Tower this is ah Cessna XXXXX final for ah runway ah 11 ....
• Hilarious Flight Information from the Airline Employees Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.
  Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported...