I heard this exchange when flying to Lancaster, PA yesterday:
LNS tower: "Cessna 1234X, report three mile final."
Cessna 1234X: "Unable, we're negative DME."
LNS tower: "Cessna 1234X, report three mile final."
Cessna 1234X: "Unable, we're negative DME."
Related:
- I was transitioning through the Lawrence (LWM) area the other day,
when I heard a new-sounding student call up, inbound... - A while ago while waiting to depart from Jeffco (Northwest Denver area
airport) I heard:
An obvious student in a Cessna 152: AH Jeffco... - Tower: Hotel-1, cleared to hover taxi, stay clear of Runway 16,
Cessna in the pattern doing touch and go's... - 1) (Heard on the radio - _really_)
Cessna: "Jones tower,
Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel." ... - Tower: "12345, are you a Cessna?"
12345: "No...
I am a male hispanic... - This is from when my wife was a student pilot returning to HYA from the
practice area:
7MA: Cessna 187MA is 5 NE, landing, with the numbers... - Heard at the Oakland, Ca airport:
Pilot: Oakland Ground,
Cessna 1234 at Sierra Academy, Taxi, Destination... - This CFI and his Student are holding on the runway for departing cross
traffic when suddenly a deer runs out of the nearby woods,
stops in the middle of the runway, and just stands... - Heard last weekend at Palo Alto while I was inbound from Leslie Salt:
PAO Twr: "Mooney 23D, traffic is a Cherokee just entering...
From the same category:
- RBL UA /OV RBL- RDD 360030/TM 1950/FLOTP/TP HXB/SK 018 OVC 115/RM SOLID
UNDERCAST N RDD/UNVFR.
"DECIDED I`M TOO YOUNG TO GO OTP THIS" N BND TO... - I went out to do some touch and goes today, and the ATIS ended
with a slight twist.
"...altimeter 29.93. VFR departures advise ground... - Here is a joke that I read in a cartoon in Air Force magazine a while back.
I can only paraphrase and the animation is helpful... - What's the purpose of the propeller?
To keep the pilot cool.
If you don't think so, just stop it and watch him... - From: glennw@cbnewsm.cb.att.com (glenn.r.wesley)
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