A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot but
she keeps denying it until finally the husband just knew when
his wife said:
Honey, I've told you once, I've told you twice, I've told
you niner thousand times, negative on the affair ...
she keeps denying it until finally the husband just knew when
his wife said:
Honey, I've told you once, I've told you twice, I've told
you niner thousand times, negative on the affair ...
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.... - There was an old married couple that had happily lived together
for nearly forty years.
The only friction in their marriage was caused by the... - My Friend Steve
One day a husband (named Jim) went off to work as usual,
and left his beautiful, well-endowed wife at home... - Some Short Blonde Jokes:
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning,
the wife (undoubtedly blonde also), picked up the phone... - ROMAN CATHOLICS
Two leprechauns went up to a convent and knocked on the door.
When the sister answered, one of the leprechauns said... - Golfing and the Genie
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lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee... - Unknown
An avid golfer and his wife are playing the course.
The husband has a great round going until he gets... - Learnign to share
There was a man and woman that were married.
And the man had a problem with referring to everything... - At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your
wedding ring on thewrong finger?" The
other replied,
"Yes, I am, I married the wrong man." After a quarrel...
