A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot but
she keeps denying it until finally the husband just knew when
his wife said:
Honey, I've told you once, I've told you twice, I've told
you niner thousand times, negative on the affair ...
she keeps denying it until finally the husband just knew when
his wife said:
Honey, I've told you once, I've told you twice, I've told
you niner thousand times, negative on the affair ...
Related:
- A FEW THOUGHTS ON MARRIAGE
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.... - There was an old married couple that had happily lived together
for nearly forty years.
The only friction in their marriage was caused by the husband's habit of breaking wind nearly every morning as he awoke.... - My Friend Steve
One day a husband (named Jim) went off to work as usual, and left his
beautiful, well-endowed wife at home, as usual.
Later in the morning, his best friend, Steve, came to the house and rang the doorbell.... - Some Short Blonde Jokes:
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning
he wife (undoubtedly blonde also), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!... - ROMAN CATHOLICS
Two leprechauns went up to a convent and knocked on the door.
When the sister answered, one of the leprechauns said, "Sister, do you have any leprechaun nuns here?... - Golfing and the Genie
A couple were golfing one day on a very exclusive golf course, lined with
million-dollar houses.
On the third tee the husband said "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball.... - Unknown
An avid golfer and his wife are playing the course.
The husband has a great round going until he gets to the par 4, 14th hole where he slices badly to the right and ends up behind a barn.... - Learnign to share
There was a man and woman that were married.
And the man had a problem with referring to everything as his instead of theirs.... - At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your
wedding ring on thewrong finger?
The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man....
