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• This was at SBN (South Bend, Indiana); I was getting ready to depart IFR for Oshkosh in a Cessna Cardinal RG.
  Me: Oshkosh ground, Cessna 1546 Hotel at the ramp, taxi IFR Oshkosh....
• Tower: Hotel-1, cleared to hover taxi, stay clear of Runway 16, Cessna in the pattern doing touch and go's.
  Me: Cessna 123, downwind for 16. H-1: Uh, Tower, could we get some progressive taxi instructions?...
• I went out to do some touch and goes today, and the ATIS ended with a slight twist.
  ..... "...altimeter 29.93. VFR departures advise ground control of destination and altitude and you play golf....
• Jeff Smith Purdue University, 210 Math Science, W. Lafayette, IN
• Airborne Humor *** Any More Complaints? *** The controller working a busy pattern told the 727 on downwind to make a 360 (do a complete circle, usually done to provide spacing between aircraft).
  The pilot of the 727 complained, "Do you know it costs us two thousand dollars to make a 360 in this airplane?...
• This CFI and his Student are holding on the runway for departing cross traffic when suddenly a deer runs out of the nearby wood
  ops in the middle of the runway, and just stands there looking at them....
• Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor?
  ------------------------------------------------ November 22, 1996 - Any More Complaints?...
• Direct from the ABS convention at IWS (West Houston, TX)
  On arrival day for the ABS convention, an FAA Flight Check aircraft showed up to flight check the instrument approaches at IWS....
• Heard at the Oakland, Ca airport: Pilot: Oakland Ground, Cessna 1234 at Sierra Academy, Taxi, Destination Stockton.
  Ground: Cessna 1234, Taxi Approved, report leaving the airport....