DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLACK WHO: Spent four days in Sears looking for wheels for a miscarriage?

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLACK WHO:

Spent four days in Sears looking for wheels for a miscarriage?
Took his expectant wife to the grocery store because they had free
delivery?
Took a roll of toilet paper to a crap game?
Put iodine on his paycheck because he got a cut in pay?
Was so lazy he married a pregnant woman?
Thought asphalt was rectum trouble?
Wouldn't go out with his wife because he heard she was married?
Thought his typewriter was pregnant because it missed a period?
Thought "no kidding" meant birth control?
Studied for five days to take a urine test?

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