This man walks in a bar and says to the bartender, "Hey Joe, how about
fixing me up with 8 shots of whiskey and 8 bottles of beer?"
Joe says, "Well hell, what's the matter?"
The Man says, "Well, my son has just come home from college and I found
out he's gay."
Joe says, "Man that's terrible," and gives the man his whiskey and beer.
Two weeks go by and the same man goes to the bar... He walks in and
says, "Hey Joe, how about fixing me up with 8 shots of whiskey and
8 bottles of beer?"
Joe says, "Well hell, what's the matter this time?"
The man says, "Well my other boy just come home from college and I
found out that HE'S gay."
Joe says, "Man, that's a damn shame," and fixes him up with
the beer and whiskey.
Three weeks go by and the man comes bursting through the doors and
says, "Joe, I want you to fix me up with every f*cking drink you got
in the house!"
Joe says, "Geez, doesn't anyone in your family love women?"
The man says, "Yeah, I just found out my wife does..."
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
