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• First shalt thou pull out the Holy Pi
• First shalt thou pull out the Holy Pi
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  hou shalt squeeze no others before me. 2. Thou shalt not take the name of thy Squeeze in vain, nor badmouth me behind my back....
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• God offered his tablet of commandments to the world.
  He first approached the Italians. "What commandments do you offer" they said....
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  2. Hallowed is thy airflow across thy disc restoring thine Translational Lift....
• The priest was teaching the Ten Commandments to the Church.
  At the 4'th Commandment "Thou shalt not steal", he observed a man in the front row, who suddenly became very uneasy....