My doctor gives X-rays for any complaint. If you have a cough, he'll
X-ray your throat; a cramp calls for a body X-ray. I was in his office
the other day and I saw a nude man in his X-ray room. I said, "What's
the matter with you?"
The nude man said, "I don't know. I just came in to drop off the
mail."
X-ray your throat; a cramp calls for a body X-ray. I was in his office
the other day and I saw a nude man in his X-ray room. I said, "What's
the matter with you?"
The nude man said, "I don't know. I just came in to drop off the
mail."
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