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    1. man
    ------------
    board












    Ans. = man overboard





    2. stand
    ------------
    i












    Ans. = I understand



    ok?....get the drift? Let's try a few now
    & see how you fair?





    3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/




















    Ans. = reading between the lines



    4. r
    road
    a
    d





    Ans. = cross road


    5. cycle
    cycle
    cycle








    Ans. = tricycle




    6.
    t
    o
    w
    n





    Ans. = downtown


    7.
    le /
    / vel
    /















    Ans. = split level



    8 . 0
    ------------
    M.D.
    Ph.D.





    Ans. = two degrees below zero



    9. knee
    ------------
    light














    Ans. = neon light (knee-on-light)



    10. ii ii
    -----------
    O O














    Ans. = circles under the eyes
    11. dice
    dice






    Ans. = paradise




    12. t
    o
    u
    c
    h





    Ans. = touchdown




    13. ground
    ---------------
    feet
    feet
    feet
    feet
    feet
    feet






    Ans. = six feet underground









    14. he's / himself






    Ans. = he's by himself




    15. ecnalg








    Ans. = backward glance



    16. death / life





    Ans. = life after death




    17 . THINK






    Ans. think big !!






    And the last one is fundoo............





    18
    .ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb.......

















    Ans. long time ,no 'c'(see).

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    All about LOVE! These power lines go to the people who are in love, who
    fell
    out of love, who want to be in love and to those who don't have nobody
    in
    particular to love.

    Isn't it nice to have someone to say good morning or good nightt to? or
    perhaps somebody whom you enjoy the pleasure of her/his company till
    the wee
    hours of the morning talking sweet nothings?, isn't it cool to receive
    the
    last call of the day from somebody close to you? if your answer is
    yes..then
    read on.....

    For all you people who say "I love you" when you have no clue what
    exactly
    love is !!! Something to ponder upon.....


    Are your palms sweaty, is your heart racing and is your voice caught
    within
    your chest??

    -It isn't love, it's LIKE.


    You can't keep your eyes or hands off of them, am I right??

    -It isn't love, it's LUST.


    Are you proud, and eager to show them off??

    -It isn't love, it's LUCK.


    Do you want them because you know they're there??

    -It isn't love, it's LONELINESS.


    Are you there because it's what everyone wants??

    -It isn't love, it'S LOYALTY.


    Are you there because they kissed you, or held your hand??

    -It isn't love, it's LOW CONFIDENCE.


    Do you stay for their confessions of love, because you\don't want to
    hurt
    them??

    -It isn't love, it's PITY.


    Do you belong to them because their sight makes your heart skip a
    beat??

    -It isn't love, it's INFATUATION.


    Do you pardon their faults because you care about them??

    -It isn't love, it's FRIENDSHIP.


    Do you tell them every day they are the only one you think of??

    -It isn't love, it's a LIE.


    Are you willing to give all of your favorite things for their sake??

    -It isn't love, it's CHARITY.


    Does your heart ache and break when they're sad??

    -Then it's LOVE.


    Do you cry for their pain, even when they're strong??

    -Then it's LOVE.


    Do their eyes see your true heart, and touch your soul so deeply it
    hurts??

    -Then it's LOVE.


    Do you stay because a blinding, incomprehensible mix of pain and
    relation
    pulls you close and holds you there??

    -Then it's LOVE.


    Do you accept their faults because they're a part of who they are??

    -Then it's LOVE.

    Are you attracted to others, but stay with them faithfully without
    regret??

    -Then it's LOVE.


    Would you give them your heart, your life, your death??

    -Then it's LOVE.


    Now, if love is painful, and tortures us so, why do we love? Why is it
    all
    we search for in life? This pain, this agony? Why is it all we long
    for?

    This torture, this powerful death of self? Why? The answer is so simple
    cause it's...LOVE. It is such an addictive thing that even people who
    are
    not having it wish to experience it and share it with others as well.


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    Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow
    older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying: "If you don't
    use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain, so......... Below is a
    very private way to gage your loss or non-loss of intelligence. So take the
    following test presented here and determine if you are losing it. OK, relax,
    clear your mind and....... begin.


    1. What do you put in a toaster?







    > > The answer is bread. If you said "toast", then give up now and go do
    something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread", go to
    question 2.



    2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do cows drink?







    > > Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please do not attempt the
    next question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even overheat.
    It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more
    appropriate such as "Children's World". If you said, "water" then proceed to
    question three.



    3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue
    bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made
    from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?








    > > Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks",
    what the heck are you still doing here reading these questions?????
    Dang..... If you said "glass", then go on to question four.



    4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you
    will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany
    and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The
    pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on
    a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time
    and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East
    Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors - East Germany
    or West Germany or in "no man's land"?








    > > Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING
    else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a
    plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. ...... If you said,
    "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next question.



    5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute then
    how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?








    > > Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than
    "one degree", you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are
    obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room.
    Everyone else proceed to the final question.



    6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford
    Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people
    get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and
    four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea,
    three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get
    off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of
    the bus driver?








    > > Answer: Oh, for heaven sake! It was YOU ! Read the first line again!

    So, how many did you get right??? BE HONEST!!!

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    > > > > > > CHOCOLATE MATHEMATICS
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > This is pretty neat how it works out.
    > > > > > > This is cool chocolate math!!!!!!!
    > > > > > > DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
    > > > > > > It only takes about a minute.......
    > > > > > > Work this out as you read.
    > > > > > > Be sure you don't read the bottom until
    > you've
    > > > > > worked it out!
    > > > > > > This is not one of those waste of time
    > things,
    > > > > > it's fun.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > 1. First of all, pick the number of times
    > a week
    > > > > > that you would like
    > > > > > > to have chocolate. (try for more than once
    > but
    > > > > > less than 10)
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > 2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be
    > bold)
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > 3. Add 5. (for Sunday)
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > 4. Multiply it by 50 (being a bit stupid)
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > I'll wait while you get the
    > > > > > calculator................
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > 5. If you have already had your birthday
    > this year
    > > > > > add 1751....
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > If you haven't, add 1750 ..........
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > 6. Now subtract the four digit year that
    > you were
    > > > > > born. (if you
    > > > > > > remember
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > You should have a three digit
    > number.....
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > The first digit of this was your original
    > number
    > > > > > (i.e., how many times
    > > > > > > you want to have chocolate each week).
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > The next two numbers are your age.
    > > > > > > IMPRESSIVE ISN'T IT?
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2001) IT WILL EVER
    > WORK, SO
    > > > > > SPREAD IT AROUND

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    Dalai Lama Personality Test

    The Dalai Lama said read it to see if it works for you.

    Just 4 questions. Do not cheat by looking up the answers. The mind is like a parachute it works best when it is opened.

    This is fun to do, but you have to follow the instructions very closely. Do not cheat. MAKE A WISH BEFORE BEGINNING THE TEST!!

    A Warning! Answer the questions as you go along..

    There are only four questions and if you see them all before finishing you will not have honest results. Go down slowly and do each exercise as you scroll down. Don't look ahead. Get pencil and paper to write your answers as you go along. You will need it at the end. This is an honest questionnaire, which will tell you a lot about your true self.

    Put the following 5 animals in the order of your preference:


    a. Cow
    b. Tiger
    c. Sheep
    d. Horse
    e. Pig



    Write one word that describes each one of the following:


    a. Dog
    b. Cat
    c. Rat
    d. Coffee
    e. Sea


    Think of someone (who also knows you and is important to you) that you can relate them to the following colors: (Please do not repeat your answer twice. Name just one person for each color.)


    a. Yellow
    b. Orange
    c. Red
    d. White
    e. Green


    Finally, write down your favorite number and your favorite day of the week.

    Finished? Please be sure that your answers are what you REALLY feel...



    last chance...

    Look at the interpretations below.: But first before continuing, repeat your wish.



    This will define your priorities in your life.

    Cow: signifies CAREER
    Tiger Signifies PRIDE
    Sheep Signifies LOVE
    Horse Signifies FAMILY
    Pig Signifies MONEY


    Your description of dog implies YOUR OWN PERSONALITY.
    Your description of cat implies the personality of your partner.
    Your description of rat implies the personality of your enemies.
    Your description of coffee is how you interpret SEX.
    Your description of the Sea implies your own life.


    Yellow: Someone you will never forget.
    Orange: Someone you consider your true friend.
    Red: Someone that you really love.
    White: Your twin soul.
    Green: Someone that you will remember for the rest of your life.


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    Does mental imagery have meaning and function? Researcher Robert Roerich,
    M.D. thinks so. Visit http:///www.roadmind.com to read statistical
    validation that shows mental imagery reveals hidden stress and issues.

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    Dr. Phil's Test ... try it.
    Below is Dr. Phil's test. (Dr. Phil scored 55 -- He did this test on
    Oprah -- she got a 38.)
    Some people pay a lot of money to find this stuff out. Read on, it's
    very interesting! Don't be overly sensitive!

    The test is pretty accurate and only takes a few minutes. The person who
    sent it placed their score in the subject box.
    Please do the same before forwarding to your friends.

    Only 10 simple questions, so...... grab a pencil and paper; record your
    answers...read your results. When you're finished, forward this to your
    friends, and send it to the person who sent it to you.

    Make sure to change the subject of the e-mail to read YOUR total.
    ===========================================================

    1. When do you feel your best?
    a) in the morning
    b) during the afternoon and early evening
    c) late at night

    2. You usually walk...
    a) fairly fast, with long steps
    b) fairly fast, with little steps
    c) less fast head up, looking the world in the face
    d) less fast, head down
    e) very slowly

    3. When talking to people you...
    a) stand with your arms folded
    b) have your hands clasped
    c) have one or both your hands on your hips
    d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking
    e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair

    4. When relaxing, you sit with...
    a) your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side
    b) your legs crossed
    c) your legs stretched out or straight
    d) one leg curled under you

    5. When something really amuses you, you react with...
    a) big appreciative laugh
    b) a laugh, but not a loud one
    c) a quiet chuckle
    d) a sheepish smile

    6. When you go to a party or social gathering you...
    a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you
    b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know
    c) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed

    7. You're working very hard, concentrating, and you're interrupted.
    You...
    a) welcome the break
    b) feel extremely irritated
    c) vary between these two extremes

    8. Which of the following colors do you like most?
    a) red or orange
    b) black
    c) yellow or light blue
    d) green
    e) dark blue or purple
    f) white
    g) brown or gray

    9. In bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep,
    you're...
    a) stretched out on your back
    b) stretched out face down on your stomach
    c) on your side, slightly curled
    d) with your head on one arm
    e) with your head under the covers

    10. You often dream that you are...
    a) falling
    b) fighting or struggling
    c) searching for something or somebody
    d) flying or floating
    e) you usually have dreamless sleep
    f) your dreams are always pleasant



    POINTS:

    1. (a) 2 (b) 4 (c) 6

    2. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1

    3. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6

    4. (a) 4 (b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1

    5. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2

    6. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2

    7. (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4

    8. (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f) 2 (g) 1

    9. (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2 (e) 1

    10. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1

    Now add up the total number of points.

    OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should "handle with
    care." You're seen as vain, self-centered, and
    extremely dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more
    like you. However, they don't always trust you, hesitating to become
    too deeply involved with you.

    51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile,
    rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick
    to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as
    bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything
    once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy
    being in your company because of the excitement you
    radiate.

    41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing,
    practical, and always interesting; someone who's
    constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced to
    not let it go to their head. They also see you as kind,
    considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and
    help them out.

    31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful and
    practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not
    a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's
    extremely loyal to friends you do make,
    and who expects the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know
    you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your
    friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over if that
    trust is ever broken.

    21 TO 30 POINTS: Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy.
    They see you as very cautious, extremely careful; a
    slow and steady plodder. It would really surprise them if you ever did
    something impulsive or in the spur of the moment. They
    expect you'll overexamine everything from every angle and then, usually,
    decide against it. They think this reaction is caused partly by your
    careful nature.

    UNDER 21 POINTS: People think you are shy, nervous, and
    indecisive. They see you as someone who needs looking after. The see
    you as someone who always wants someone else to make the decisions and
    who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything! They see you
    as a worrier who sees problems that don't exist. Some people think
    you're boring. Only those who know you well know that you aren't.

    Now forward this to others, and put your score in subject box. {49}
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    WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ:


    Make Sure You Check The Answers

    (Passing Requires Only 4 Correct Answers Out Of Ten...Be Sure To Do All
    Ten!)



    1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?


    2) Which country makes Panama hats?


    3) From which animal do we get cat gut?


    4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?


    5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?


    6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?


    7) What was King George VI's first name?


    8) What color is a purple finch?


    9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?


    10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?


    All Done? Check Your Answers Below!






    ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ:


    1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?

    116 years


    2) Which country makes Panama hats?

    Ecuador


    3) From which animal do we get cat gut?

    Sheep and Horses


    4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

    November


    5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

    Squirrel Fur


    6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

    Dogs


    7) What was King George VI's first name?

    Albert


    8) What color is a purple finch?

    Crimson


    9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

    New Zealand


    10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

    Orange, Of Course!




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    Pass This On To Some Other Brilliant Friends

    This message was sent by Sharareh Saberi to friends.

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    Take a piece of paper and write down the answers.. The
    analysis is in the end....

    Situation:
    You are in a deep deep forest... as you walk on you
    saw an old hut standing there
    (1) What is the status of the door?
    (Opened/closed)

    You enter the hut and see a table...
    (2) What is the shape of the table?
    (Round/Oval/Square/Rectangle/Triangle)

    On top of the table there is a vase... in the vase
    there is water.
    (3) How much water is it filled up with?
    (Full/Half/Empty)

    (4) and what is the vase made of?
    [(Glass/porcelain/clay)(metal/plastic/wood)]

    You walk out of the hut... as you carry on your walk
    in the forest... you see a waterfall from far...
    there is water running down...

    (5) What is the speed of the water?
    (Choose a number ranging from 0 to 10)

    Some time after the waterfall... you step on something
    hard on the ground... as you look down... you see
    glistening gold in colour. You bend down and pick it
    up... it is a keychain chained with keys...

    (6) How many key /keys you see hanging on the
    keychain?
    (Choose a number ranging from 1 to 10)

    You walk on and on... trying to find your way out...
    suddenly you see a castle.

    (7) What is the condition of the castle?
    (Old/new)

    You enter the castle and saw a pool of murky water
    with shining jewels floating on it...
    (8) Will you pick up the jewel?
    (YES/NO)

    Next to the murky pool... there's another pool... with
    clear water and money floating on it...

    (9) Will you pick the money?
    (YES/NO)

    Walking to the end of the castle there is an exit...
    you proceed to walk out of the castle. Outside the
    exit, there is big garden, you see a box on the
    ground.

    (10) What is the size of the box?
    (small/medium/big)

    (11) What is the material of the box?
    (cardboard/paper/wooden/metal)

    There is a bridge in the garden some distance away
    from the box,
    (12) What is the bridge made of?
    (metal/wooden/rattan)

    Across the bridge, there is a horse.
    (13) What is the colour of the horse?
    (white/grey/brown/black)

    (14) What is the horse doing?
    (still and quiet/nibbling grass/running about)

    OH NO!!! There is a tornado coming... some distance
    from the horse. You have 3 options:
    (i) run and hide in the box?
    (ii) run and hide under the bridge?
    (iii) run to the horse, ride on and gallop away?

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Here are the interpretations:
    (1) The door:
    opened door - you are a person who is willing to share
    closed door - you are a person who is keeping things
    to yourself

    (2) The table:
    Round/oval - any friends that came along, you will
    accept and trust them completely
    Square/rectangle - you are a bit more choosy on
    friends and only hangout with those whom you think are
    on the same frequency
    Triangle - you are really very very picky about
    friends and there are not many friends in your life

    (3) Water in vase:
    Empty - your life is not fulfilled
    Half filled - what you want in your life is half
    fullfilled
    Full - your life is completely fulfilled and good for
    you! :)

    (4) Material of vase:
    glass/clay/porcelain - you are weak in your life and
    tends to be fragile
    metal/plastic/wood - you are strong in your life

    (5) Flow of waterfall:
    0 - no sex drive at all
    1 to 4 - low sex drive
    5 - average sex drive
    6 to 9 - high sex drive
    10 - gone case!!! super high sex drive!!! Can't live
    without sex...

    (6) Keys:
    1 - you have one good friend in your life
    2 to 5 - you have a few good friends in your life
    6 to 10 - you have a lot good friends

    (7) Castle:
    Old - shows that your last relationship is not a good
    one and is not memorable to you.
    New - your last relationship is good and it's still
    fresh in your heart.

    (8) The jewel from the murky pool water:
    YES - when your partner is around you, you will flirt
    around with others.
    NO - when your partner is around, you will stick
    around with him/her most of the time.

    (9) The money from the clear water pool:
    YES - even when your partner is not around you, you
    will still flirt around with others.
    NO - even when your partner is not around, you will
    still think of her and and will be loyal to her, not
    flirting around with others.

    (10) The size of the box:
    small - low ego
    medium - average ego
    big - high ego

    (11) Material of the box (outlook of the box):
    cardboard/paper/wooden(non-shining) - humble
    personality
    metal - proud and stuck up personality

    (12) The material of the bridge:
    metal bridge - have very strong bond with your friends
    wooden bridge - average bond with your friends
    rattan bridge - you are not in good terms with your
    friends

    (13) Colour of the horse:
    white - your partner is pure and good in your heart.
    grey/brown - your partner is only average in your
    heart.
    black - your partner doesn't seem to be good in your
    heart and appears to be bad sign.

    (14) Horse action:
    still and quiet/nibbling grass - your partner is a
    very homely and humble person.
    running about - your partner is a wild type person.

    This the last but most important part of the test.
    From how I ended the story... a tornado approaches...
    What are you going do? There are only 3 options:
    (i) run and hide in the box?
    (ii) run and hide under the bridge?
    (iii) run to the horse, ride on and gallop away?

    What will you choose?
    Now, the above is signified by these things:
    tornado - problems in your life
    box - you
    bridge - your friends
    horse - your partner

    (i) So if you choose the box, you keep your problems
    to yourself whenever you are met with problems.
    (ii) or if you choose the bridge, you will go to your
    friends whenever you are met problems.
    (iii) or lastly if you choose the horse, you seek your
    partner whenever your partner whenever you are met
    with problems.

    So if you think this is worth to take some time to
    send it to your friends, then you are a friend indeed.

    Or you think it is kind of true, you can also send it
    to your friends cause you are true too.




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    Geometric Puzzle - Quizzes and Tests
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    > Hey! Since I knew you are such a superstitous guy
    > and really die for such chain letters I send it to you! ;)
    > EnjoY! :>
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    > > > Now remember, you need to take serious thought into these
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    > > > No cheating - don't scroll down until you have answered all the
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    > > > 1. What is your favorite out of these three?
    > > > a. cat b. bird c. dog
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    > > > 2. What is your favorite color?
    > > > a. pink b. white c. black
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    > > > 3. Name a person of the same sex.
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    > > > 4. Name a person of the opposite sex.
    > > >
    > > > 5. Do you like the mountains or beach better?
    > > >
    > > > 6. Do you like to watch the sunrise or the sunset?
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    > > > 7. What's your favorite number from 1-10?
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    > > > 8. What is your favorite plant?
    > > > a. red rose b. fern c. a dead one
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    > > > 9. What is your favorite season?
    > > > a. Spring b. Winter c. Summer
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    > > > 10. Make two wishes.
    > > > Wish #1
    > > > Wish #2
    > > > __________________________________________________________
    > > >
    > > > Okay, now for the results.............
    > > >
    > > > 1. cat: you love yourself the most.
    > > > bird: you like hearing yourself talk.
    > > > dog: you put others before yourself.
    > > >
    > > > 2. pink: you're outgoing.
    > > > white: you're classical.
    > > > black: you're living on the edge.
    > > >
    > > > 3. They are your lucky star.
    > > >
    > > > 4. You'll become very, very close friends with them.
    > > >
    > > > 5. mountains: fast paced wedding.
    > > > beach: slow paced wedding.
    > > >
    > > > 6. sunrise: you're a morning person and you get more done.
    > > > sunset: you're romantic and you fall in and out of crushes
    > > > slowly.
    > > >
    > > > 7. The number you picked is how many it will take before you
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    > > > love.
    > > >
    > > > 8. red rose: your life will be beautiful but sometimes
    > > > thorny.
    > > > fern: your life will be predictable and safe.
    > > > a dead one: your one sick person!
    > > >
    > > > 9. Spring: you're hopelessly romantic.
    > > > Winter: you're a hugging kind of person.
    > > > Summer: you're a bare all kind.
    > > >
    > > > 10. If you send this to:
    > > > a. 1 person, your first wish will come true.
    > > > b. 5 people, both of your wishes will come true.
    > > > c. 10 or more people, both wishes will come true in two
    > > > days.
    > > >
    > > > YOU HAVE 45 MINUTES!!!! >>
    > > >


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    1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and
    means the same as
    intercourse?

    2). What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has
    only two of?

    3). What can you find in a man's pants that is about
    six inches long,
    has a head on it, and that women love so much that
    they often blow it?

    4). What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

    5). Name five words that are each four letters long,
    end in u-n-t, one
    of which is a word for a woman?

    6). What does a dog do that you can step into?

    7). What four letter word begins with f and ends with
    k, and if you
    can't get one you can use your hands?

    8). What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and
    can make a girl
    fat?

    9). What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on
    the bottom of
    birdcages?

    10). What is it that all men have one of; it's longer
    on some men than
    on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives
    it to his wife
    after they're married?

    ANSWERS:
    1. (talk)
    2. (legs)
    3. (a twenty dollar bill)
    4. (firetruck)
    5. (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt)
    6. (pants)
    7. (fork)
    8. (Almond Joy candy bar)
    9. (grit)
    10. (last name)

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    I think you'll like this!!


    Please try the "Just how dumb are you?" test....

    Here is a very simple little test comprising of four questions to
    determine the level of your intellect. Your replies must be
    spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating or wasting time. And no
    cheating.

    Marks, set....GO!!!



    1: You are competing in a race, and overtake the runner lying in second
    place. In which position are you now?



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    If you answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong.

    You overtook the second runner and took their place, therefore you're
    coming second.
    For the next question try not to be so dim.


    2 : If you overtake the last runner, what position are you now in?


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    If you answered second-last, once again you're completely wrong. Think
    about it...How can you over take the person coming
    last? If you're behind them then they can't be last. The answer is
    impossible!!

    It would appear that thinking is not one of your strong points. You
    would make a good weak link!!!

    Anyway, here's another to
    try, don't take any notes or use a calculator, and remember your replies

    must be instantaneous. Take heart!! (that was the
    dictionary's suggestion)


    3: Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000. Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20.
    Plus 1000. And plus 10.

    What is the total ?



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    Answer:

    5000??? Wrong again!!!! The correct answer is 4100. Try again with a
    good calculator. Today is clearly not your day!!
    Although you should manage to get the last question right...



    4 : Marie's father has five daughters: 1. Chacha 2. Cheche 3. Chichi 4.
    Chocho 5. ????

    Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?



    Think quickly...you'll find the answer below...



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    Answer:

    Chuchu??? WRONG!!!!!

    It's obviously Marie!!! Read the question properly!!!!!
    You are clearly the weakest link.



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    This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep
    trying at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot,
    but you can't.

    1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make
    clockwise circles.

    2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right
    hand.

    Your foot will change direction.
    And there's NOTHING you can do about it!!!!
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    Have you ever wondered if your mind is normal? Well, do this little mind exercise and find out! Free will or neurological wiring? You decide!


    Try the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow. There's no secret trick to it!


    Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can. Remember, do it as quickly as you can, but don't advance until you've done each of them.


    Now, scroll down (but not too fast, so you don't miss anything)...



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    You're thinking of a carrot, right?




    If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough to think something else. 98% of people will think of a carrot when they do this exercise!




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    > > > >Okay, get a piece of paper, and number
    > > > > > > >it 1-8! Don't look down at the answers or it won't work!!!!
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > >1. What color are you eyes?
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > >2. Do you have long, medium, or short hair?
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > >3. Is you hair blonde, brown, red, or black?
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > >4. Do you want an outside wedding, or one in a church?
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > >5. Would you rather have a dog, cat, or bird?
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > >6. Do you like red roses, or white?
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > >7. What's your favorite color out of silver, blue, or yellow?
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > >8. Pick a number (1-10)
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > >*~*~* Now Make 2 wishes*~*~*
    > > > > > > >Wishes! Wishes!
    > > > > > > >Wishes! Wishes!
    > > > > > > >Wishes! Wishes!
    > > > > > > >Wishes! Wishes!
    > > > > > > >Wishes! Wishes!
    > > > > > > >Wishes! Wishes!
    > > > > > > >Wishes! Wishes!
    > > > > > > >Wishes! Wishes!
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    > > > > > > >Wishes! Wishes!
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    > > > > > > >Wishes! Wishes!
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    > > > > > > >Wishes! Wishes!
    > > > > > > >Wishes! Wishes!
    > > > > > > >Wishes! Wishes!
    > > > > > > >Wishes! Wishes!
    > > > > > > >~*~*Now the Results*~*~
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > >1. green- creative
    > > > > > > >blue- strong
    > > > > > > >brown- active
    > > > > > > >hazel- energetic
    > > > > > > >gray- quiet
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > >2. long- smart, but act wild
    > > > > > > >medium- fun to be around
    > > > > > > >short- your a cutie!
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > >3. blonde- cutie!~ very fun to be
    > > > > > > >around
    > > > > > > >brown- crazy~ but people luv ya!
    > > > > > > >red- funny and out-going
    > > > > > > >black- energetic
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > >4. outside- very romantic!
    > > > > > > >in a church- traditional
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > >5. dog- sporty
    > > > > > > >cat- sensitive
    > > > > > > >bird- loud!
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > >6. red roses- sensitive and !
    > > > > > > >romantic
    > > > > > > >white- peaceful, and loving!
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > >7. silver- popular~ you act before
    > > > > > > >you think!
    > > > > > > >blue- cutie! you are sweet!
    > > > > > > >yellow- awesome~you are very
    > > > > > > >outgoing!
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > >8. Whatever number you pick is how many times you will fall in
    > > > > > > >love before you get married. And it's how many minutes you have
    > > >to
    > > > > > > forward
    > > > > > > >this to people!
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > >*~*Wishes*~*
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > >Send to 1-2 people- no wishes will come true!
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > >Send to 3-5 people- your wishes will come true in a few months!
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > >Send to 6-10 people- your wishes will come true in a few weeks!
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > >Send to 11-15 people- your wishes will come true in a few days!
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > >Send to 16-20 people your wishes will come true
    > > > > > > >in less than a day!
    > >
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    Look at the Dot and Come Close - Quizzes and Tests
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    Magic of Math
    1 x 8 + 1 = 9
    12 x 8 + 2 = 98
    123 x 8 + 3 = 987
    1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
    12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
    123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
    1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
    12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
    123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321
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    Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to
    the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it
    reads. No one has gotten it right---including me.



    A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met this guy whom
    she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream
    guy she believed him to be just that! She fell in love with him right
    there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few
    days later she killed her sister.



    Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?
    (Give this some thought before you answer)





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    She was hoping that the guy would appear at the
    funeral again.


    If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This
    was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to test if one has
    the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers
    took part in the test and answered the question correctly.



    If you didn't answer the question correctly good for you. If you
    got the answer correct, please let me know so I can take you off of my
    email list unless that will tick you off, then I'll just be extra nice
    to you from now on.

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    Quick Eye Exam...

    This will blow your mind...!

    Just do it - don't cheat!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Try this its actually quite good.

    But don't cheat!

    Count the number of F's in the following text:

    FINISHED FILES ARE THE
    RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
    STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
    EXPERIENCE OF YEARS



    Managed it?

    Scroll down only after you have counted them!











    OK?


    How many?







    Three?









    Wrong, there are six - no joke!



    Read again!




    FINISHED FILES ARE THE
    RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
    STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
    EXPERIENCE OF YEARS



    The reasoning is further down...

    The brain cannot process the word "OF".


    Incredible or what?

    Anyone who counts all six F's on the first go is a
    genius
    Three is normal.

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    Seven Hearts - Quizzes and Tests
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    A fantastic quiz that is practically impossible to solve :)
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    >"Dr. Seuss' lost tongue twister"
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    >Read each line aloud
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    >This is this cat
    >This is is cat
    >This is how cat
    >This is to cat
    >This is keep cat
    >This is a cat
    >This is dumbass cat
    >This is busy cat
    >This is for cat
    >This is forty cat
    >This is seconds cat
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    >the top.
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    2.5. What day of the week was 2 August 1953?
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    To calculate the day on which a particular date falls, the following
    algorithm may be used (the divisions are integer divisions, in which
    remainders are discarded; % means all we want is the remainder):

    a = (14 - month) / 12
    y = year - a
    m = month + 12*a - 2
    For Julian calendar: d = (5 + day + y + y/4 + (31*m)/12) % 7
    For Gregorian calendar: d = (day + y + y/4 - y/100 + y/400 + (31*m)/12) % 7

    The value of d is 0 for a Sunday, 1 for a Monday, 2 for a Tuesday, etc.


    Then I sat down and came up with this formula in order to calculate dates such as "The third Monday in January". I suspect these have been derived and written down somewhere by someone else; in any case, these formula are easy to derive, and useful for computing various holidays in electronic calendars.
    First, let the above formula be called DoW(year,month,dayinmonth), which specifies that its arguements are the year (in numerical form), the month (1-12) and the day in the month (day number in month, 1-31).

    In all the below formula, the following common-sense relation is used: -1%7 = 6; -2%7=5; .. -6%7=1, -7%7=0. Also, an N-day is a Sunday (N=0), through Saturday (N=6). The most generic formula is then:

    Date In Month that is an N-day ON OR AFTER date Year-Month-Day =
    Day + (N - DoW(Year,Month,Day))%7 .

    Date In Month that is an N-day ON OR BEFORE date Year-Month-Day =
    Day - (DoW(Year,Month,Day) - N)%7 .


    These lead to quick formulae for determining the date of the first, second, third, fourth and fifth occurence of a Sunday, Monday, etc., in any particular month:

    First N-day: N1 = 1 + (N - DoW(Year,Month,1))%7 ;
    2nd N-day : N2 = 8 + (N - DoW(Year,Month,8))%7 ;
    3rd N-day : N3 = 15 + (N - DoW(Year,Month,15))%7 ;
    4th N-day : N4 = 22 + (N - DoW(Year,Month,22))%7 ;
    5th N-day : N5 = 29 + (N - DoW(Year,Month,29))%7 .
    (Note: Use common sense when trying to calculate the fifth N-day: check to see if the value you obtain is greater than the number of days in the month; if it is, the there is no fifth N-day in that month.)

    Two visitors to this page, Timothy Barmann and Bobby Cossum, have independently suggested that the above five equations can be simplified into just one equation. Let Q be the occurence (first, second, third, fourth, fifth), and N will still represent the day of the week, as above. Then,
    the Q-th N-day: NQ = 1 + (Q-1)*7 + (N - DoW(Year,Month,1))%7;
    or equivalently
    the Q-th N-day: NQ = 7*Q - 6 + (N - DoW(Year,Month,1))%7. So, to find the first Friday using the above equations, use Q=1, N=5; the third Monday is found using Q=3, N=1, etc.

    In order to find, for example, the LAST Monday in a month, we need to know the length of the month; for all months except February, this is, of course, fixed. In any case, we have:

    ND=Number of last day in month;
    Last N-Day : NL = ND - (DoW(Year,Month,ND) - N)%7 .
    Example: What date is the last Monday in May, 1996?

    The last day in May is May 31, so ND=31.
    Monday is what we want, so N=1
    The day of the week of May 31, 1996 is found by following the first algorithm above: a=(14-5)/12=0
    y=1996-a=1996-0=1996
    m=5+0-2=3
    d=(31+1996+499-19+4+(31*3)/12)%7= 5
    So, May 31st is a Friday; then
    NL=31-(5-1)%7=31-4=27
    So, the last Monday in 1996 May is May 27.

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    What Do You See 1 - Quizzes and Tests
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    What Do You See 2 - Quizzes and Tests
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    What Do You See 3 - Quizzes and Tests
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    WHAT THE OTHERS SEE IN YOU START

    1 When do you feel your best ? Hit Tab
    (a) in the morning key after
    (b) during the afternoon and early evening each input
    (c) late at night Answer

    2 You usually walk
    (a) fairly fast, with long steps
    (b) fairly fast, with short, quick steps
    (c) less fast head up, looking the world in the face Answer
    (d) less fast, head down
    (e) very slowly

    3 When talking to people you
    (a) stand with your arms folded
    (b) have your hands clasped
    (c) have one or both your hands on your hips Answer
    (d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking
    (e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smoothen your hair

    4 When relaxing, you sit with
    (a) your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side
    (b) your legs crossed
    (c) your legs stretched out or straight Answer
    (d) one leg curled under you

    5 When something really amuses you, you react with
    (a) a big, appreciative laugh
    (b) a laugh, but not a loud one
    (c) a quiet chuckle Answer
    (d) a sheepish smile

    6 When you go to a party or social gathering you
    (a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you
    (b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know
    (c) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed Answer

    7 You are working very hard, in deep
    concentration, and you're interrupted. Do you...
    (a) welcome the break
    (b) feel extremely irritated Answer
    (c) vary between these two extremes

    8 Which of the following colors do you like most
    (a) red or orange (e) dark blue or purple
    (b) black (f) white
    (c) yellow or light blue (g) brown or gray Answer
    (d) green

    9 When you are in bed at night, in those
    last few moments before going to sleep, you lie
    (a) stretched out on your back
    (b) stretched out face down on your stomach Answer
    (c) on your side, slightly curled
    (d) with your head on one arm
    (e) with your head under the covers

    10 You often dream that you are
    (a) falling
    (b) fighting or struggling
    (c) searching for something or somebody Answer
    (d) flying or floating
    (e) you usually have dreamless sleep All answers have been reviewed?
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    Answer properly all the questions

    OVER 60 POINTS 51 TO 60 POINTS
    Others see you as someone they Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile,
    should handle with care. You are seen as rather impulsive personality; a natural leader,
    vain, self-centered person, and who is who is quick to make decisions, though not
    extremely dominant. Others always the right ones. They see you as bold and
    may admire you, wishing adventuresome, someone who will try anything
    they could be more like you, but they once; someone who takes chances and enjoys
    do not always trust you, hesitating to an adventure. They enjoy being in your company
    become too deeply involved with you. because of the excitement you radiate.

    41 TO 50 POINTS 31 TO 40 POINTS
    Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful and
    amusing, practical, and always practical. They see you as clever, gifted or talented,
    interesting; someone who is but modest. Not a person who makes too quickly or
    constantly in the center of attention, easily but someone who is extremely loyal to
    but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it friends you do make and who expect the same
    go to his head. They also see you as kind, loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you
    considerate, and understanding; someone realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in
    who will always cheer them up your friends, but equally that it takes you a long
    and help them out. time to get over it if that trust is ever broken.

    21 TO 30 POINTS UNDER 21 POINTS
    Your friends see you as painstaking and People think you are shy, nervous, and
    fussy. They see you as very cautious, indecisive, someone who needs looking after,
    extremely careful, a slow and steady who always wants someone else to make
    plodder. It would really surprise them if you the decisions and who does not want to get
    ever did something impulsively or on the involved with anyone or anything.
    spur of the moment, expecting you to They see you as a worrier who
    examine everything carefully from every always sees problems that do not exist.
    angle and then, usually decide against it. Some people think you are boring.
    They think this reaction is caused partly Only those who know you
    by your careful nature. well know that you are not.

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    Marks:

    0[a] = 2

    0[b] = 4

    0[c] = 6



    1[a] = 6

    1[b] = 4

    1[c] = 7

    1[d] = 2

    1[e] = 1



    2[a] = 4

    2[b] = 2

    2[c] = 5

    2[d] = 7

    2[e] = 6



    3[a] = 4

    3[b] = 6

    3[c] = 2

    3[d] = 1



    4[a] = 6

    4[b] = 4

    4[c] = 3

    4[d] = 5



    5[a] = 6

    5[b] = 4

    5[c] = 2



    6[a] = 6

    6[b] = 2

    6[c] = 4



    7[a] = 6

    7[b] = 7

    7[c] = 5

    7[d] = 4

    7[e] = 3

    7[f] = 2

    7[6] = 1



    8[a] = 7

    8[b] = 6

    8[c] = 4

    8[d] = 2

    8[e] = 1



    9[a] = 4

    9[b] = 2

    9[c] = 3

    9[d] = 5

    9[e] = 6

    9[f] = 1



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    Prove The Logic
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    The mother is 21 years older than the child. In 6 years from now the mother will be 5 times as old as the child.

    Question : Where's the father?

    Try first, before you check the answer below!
















    Solution :
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    The mum is 21 years older than the child.
    M = C + 21

    In 6 years from now the mum will be 5 times as old as the child.
    M + 6 = 5 x (C + 6)

    Hence,
    C + 21 + 6 = (C + 6) x 5
    C + 27 = 5C + 30
    -3 = 4C
    C = -3/4

    The child is -3/4 years old, i.e. it will be born in 9 months.

    So right now, the father is on top of the mother.

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