Dalai Lama Personality Test

Dalai Lama Personality Test

�Dalai Lama Personality Test�

The Dalai Lama said read it to see if it works for you.

Just 4 questions. Do not cheat by looking up the answers. The mind is like a parachute it works best when it is opened.

This is fun to do, but you have to follow the instructions very closely. Do not cheat. MAKE A WISH BEFORE BEGINNING THE TEST!!

A Warning! Answer the questions as you go along..

There are only four questions and if you see them all before finishing you will not have honest results. Go down slowly and do each exercise as you scroll down. Don't look ahead. Get pencil and paper to write your answers as you go along. You will need it at the end. This is an honest questionnaire, which will tell you a lot about your true self.

Put the following 5 animals in the order of your preference:

a. Cow
b. Tiger
c. Sheep
d. Horse
e. Pig

Write one word that describes each one of the following:

a. Dog
b. Cat
c. Rat
d. Coffee
e. Sea

Think of someone (who also knows you and is important to you) that you can relate them to the following colors: (Please do not repeat your answer twice. Name just one person for each color.)

a. Yellow
b. Orange
c. Red
d. White
e. Green

Finally, write down your favorite number and your favorite day of the week.

Finished? Please be sure that your answers are what you REALLY feel...

last chance...

Look at the interpretations below.: But first before continuing, repeat your wish.

This will define your priorities in your life.

Cow: signifies CAREER
Tiger Signifies PRIDE
Sheep Signifies LOVE
Horse Signifies FAMILY
Pig Signifies MONEY

Your description of dog implies YOUR OWN PERSONALITY.
Your description of cat implies the personality of your partner.
Your description of rat implies the personality of your enemies.
Your description of coffee is how you interpret SEX.
Your description of the Sea implies your own life.

Yellow: Someone you will never forget.
Orange: Someone you consider your true friend.
Red: Someone that you really love.
White: Your twin soul.
Green: Someone that you will remember for the rest of your life.

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Does mental imagery have meaning and function? Researcher Robert Roerich,
M.D. thinks so. Visit http:///www.roadmind.com to read statistical
validation that shows mental imagery reveals hidden stress and issues.

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User Comments

So...that stuff is nice but what about my wish?

Amanda on November 25, 2005 at 06:37

fake and retarded

james on November 26, 2005 at 03:34

What about the favorite # and day of the week? What does that mean?

Erika on November 28, 2005 at 09:35

wow thats scary..really scary and my answers turned out 2 b quite
dodgy in a few! lol

rennae on December 02, 2005 at 08:58

The number is how many people you have to send it to to make your wish
come true. The day is when it will come true.

Natalie on December 03, 2005 at 06:11

Tha quiz was sooo cool. It was kinda like da one n da princess diaries
book # 6 page #173.

Quita on December 10, 2005 at 10:11

WHY DID THEY ASK FOR A NUMBER AND A FAVOURITE DAY WHEN THEY DONT TEST
ANYTHING

SALLY on December 13, 2005 at 05:12

That was all wrong!

unknown on December 16, 2005 at 07:18

It said my personality is ugly, and my partner is hairy. :[

vvvvvvvvvvv on December 19, 2005 at 06:46

this test is lame

charlene on January 07, 2006 at 12:24

what r the day and # 4?thats rubbish it doesnt mean
nething!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fnidhg o7aertfg76eyrt warrt te on January 10, 2006 at 10:26

the number is for how many people you have to forward this to and the
day is what day you have to have it done by...or at least in the FWD I
got a million years ago that is what they were for. That is why it
tells you to make a wish at the beginning.

random on January 24, 2006 at 02:54

it woz ok.it kinda worked

i dont know on January 30, 2006 at 07:52

thats so weird

wow on February 04, 2006 at 06:04

THAT SHIT WUZ HOT!!!!!!!!!!

Isaac on February 04, 2006 at 10:06

did not make a wish but respective meanings were assertive.

orchid on February 11, 2006 at 06:43

get a life all you cock suskers on this gay quiz

dude on March 25, 2006 at 06:25

I agree with the other Amanda, i want my wish too! And what about my
favorite day? It didnt say anything about that. My definittion for a
dog was "dirty" and the quiz said that was supposed to describe me,
lol, what a joke!

Amanda on March 25, 2006 at 10:51

I gave my g-ma this quiz and ahe thought it was pretty durn close.

Angelina on October 16, 2006 at 05:37

Hello? jello? mello? Pellow (kinda of like pillow, yah know) hey it
rhymes! who are you to judge me?

uhh... I forgot on November 21, 2006 at 11:57

wow that guy was retarded he needs to get a life!

the kid sitting next to you in computer class on November 21, 2006 at 12:04

shut up!

uhh... now I remember on November 21, 2006 at 12:07

what did you describe sea as? i did scary cause i got bit by a moray
eel. look it up. they r scary.

jeez! on November 24, 2006 at 01:53

ugh... i have nothing to say... it's fake!!!

jasmine on November 27, 2006 at 10:59

tht was soooooooooo weird

roxy gurl on December 04, 2006 at 05:30

wow, it got everything right!

Hunter on December 13, 2006 at 02:43

either this is really deep and meaningful or a really retarded scam

snuffles on December 18, 2006 at 01:27

what happenned to the favorite day of the week and number??

alex on December 25, 2006 at 03:40

so ????

alex dela paz on December 25, 2006 at 03:41

ok sooo this wuz weird and idk if it said at the beginning about
making a wish. watever :P

awf on January 13, 2007 at 05:14

I think it is a really good test... :)

ella on January 29, 2007 at 12:30

i dont get it??

nichole on February 01, 2007 at 03:47

It is a wonderful job to do.

srinu on February 22, 2007 at 04:46

I didn't have paper

Mr. Bill on March 01, 2007 at 04:00

for those insistant on putting across their negative opinions on the
quiz why the fuck did you take it? tho unfortunatly ye r entitled 2
bore ppl wit ur opinions

katt on March 02, 2007 at 01:25

yeah i'm pretty sure there was like no point to this because its dumb
and apparently i'm scared of life and my own personality is hyper both
of which are not true...so this is pretty dumb if you ask me, i just
wasted about 2 minutes of my life

h.a.l.e.i.g.h. on March 17, 2007 at 12:05

surely "someone you will never forget" is the same as "someone you
will remember for the rest of your life"???

Jessssss on March 23, 2007 at 10:01

so.. my sex life is good with milk and sugar.. haha

Taylor on March 27, 2007 at 03:29

So my enemy is supposed to be cute?

Christy on March 29, 2007 at 09:02

maybe the most queer test I've ever taken. thanks for wasting my time.

Casey on March 29, 2007 at 03:56

Stupid I do not love my classmate!!!!!!!

Celi on April 05, 2007 at 04:02

I have coffee (ladies only) HEEHEE;););););););););)

Master Gamer on April 10, 2007 at 05:31

WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!! WHERE WAS #4??? YOU GUYS UCK AT PUTTING QUIZES
UP!!! DONT FORGET TO BUY MY CD CUZ IT COMES OUT TODAY!!! GO PICK IT UP
NOW!!!

Avril Lavigne on April 17, 2007 at 09:32

That was actually somewhat accurate. Odd, but accurate.

hmmm... on April 17, 2007 at 03:14

What about the favorite number and the day of the week? I think it's
fake because the people that i put down are nothing compared to what i
felt about them.

Tayler on April 27, 2007 at 09:19

the first question is utter nonsense and completely in the wrong
order. the rest makes sense but eheres the 4 question??

chloe on May 02, 2007 at 02:18

this is awesome

sdkljfoi;sjf;lk on May 19, 2007 at 06:20

Its nice, but am i a lesbian?....... that someone i really love is a
female friend? funny

Ling on June 02, 2007 at 11:39

ang gling!!! i've tied it b4!!1

rhollyne on June 23, 2007 at 03:02

I hope everyone who visits is smart enough to know that the Dalai Lama
has way better things to do than come up with stupid personality tests
like these..I mean, just give me a break!!! He has like a thousand
trips to make all over the world, very often, with less than a few
weeks in between!!!! I think you guys should go and take a look at his
schedule when you get the time from doing all this bullshit that you
do. Anyone who buys that the Dalai Lama actually came forward with a
quiz like this has some serious issues when it comes to being rational
and logical..

PCG on June 26, 2007 at 02:35

I pray to god that your site gets sued for false claims

...... on June 26, 2007 at 02:37

this is weird

brittany on July 02, 2007 at 05:00

huh??? dis is cool.......but incomplete!!!

Babe on July 21, 2007 at 03:24

heyy kewl.......but wat abt ma wish???? i think its really fake!!!

Neha on July 21, 2007 at 03:24

realy didn't get it lol

rose on August 02, 2007 at 10:51

it was good i love it

sexy on August 03, 2007 at 04:38

its real mean a lot. i like it very much, send me many mire tests.
yhanks a lot to dalai lama test

morrisom on August 04, 2007 at 03:29

so i put a career before money and pride, hmmm and i see myself as
'bark' and sexlife as 'drink'

bumwipe on August 22, 2007 at 06:56

ahah, "Yellow: Someone you will never forget. Green: Someone that you
will remember for the rest of your life." that's pretty much the
same?... And since we were asked to put the names of people important
for us, I guess we'll remember them... I am sick of that "pretending
to be universal" pretension of the Dalai Lama and all the craze around
him. They even banned the philosophy section in my hometown's
bookstore to replace it with a sprituality section infested with Dalai
Lama's books. Only for people for whom western philosophers are too
complicated

Debede on August 26, 2007 at 06:10

that was DUMB...all the things at the bottom were completely wrong for
why i answered the things. HAHA

adhf on August 27, 2007 at 01:07

Its a wonderfull test..... I like it very much.....

RamesRaj on August 31, 2007 at 01:47

i've wasted so much time.. haha.. sooo fake!!!

maik on September 26, 2007 at 12:48

Scary. Except for the colour part. They were WAY off.

Kit Cat on September 28, 2007 at 06:04

I thought it was great! It was really quite true! Good stuff

kez on October 20, 2007 at 08:43

just shit. what abt my wish n prefered day and num.

Ray on November 08, 2007 at 03:13

omg! that was totally correct! this thing is awesome!

paige on November 22, 2007 at 11:32

Is this certified in any way? The correlations don't make any sense
whatsoever, eg: afraid of blood, say someone you fear/hate for red....
that would just be wrong. disgusting

no one on December 05, 2007 at 06:14

It just goes to show how people are looking for answers

lvj on December 07, 2007 at 01:18

I said ice for coffee I wonder what that means.Also what if you had
different opinions about animals

Someone you should but don't know on December 25, 2007 at 10:53

I said ice for coffee I wonder what that means.Also what if you had
different opinions about animals

Someone you should but don't know on December 25, 2007 at 10:54

you guys are all messed up in the head

nikki on December 27, 2007 at 07:18

Ummm,you're missing the interpratation for the favorite number and
favorite day!!!!

Aerith on December 29, 2007 at 10:50

this was fucking shit the dalia lama is a shitstabber if he tinks that
is true. fucking poof

shawky on January 02, 2008 at 08:13

=everything was a-ok untill the colors came up....

amber on January 15, 2008 at 02:09

WTF!! i put forthe description of the rat small and i am a small
person!! how does that work? i cant b enemies wid myself can i??

Channie on April 08, 2008 at 12:03

this quiz really made me and my friend laugh. I enjoyed it though.

Mo on May 17, 2008 at 02:05

the only 1 that worked fur me waz the people/color 1...

robinGrrrrrllll2384 on June 04, 2008 at 11:52

Fun to make ... I described sex as a sweet soft sensation with a
tickling arroma and especially good in the morning lol =D

Phoenix on June 19, 2008 at 12:53

Wow that is really scary becuase most of the answers about the colors
were true for me and my answers were odd.

Raquel on June 29, 2008 at 08:23

lol, my life is salty! he he, the person i put 4 red was sum1 who i
luv, i put my boyfs name 2, even b4 i new wot it sed, thts totally
awesome! n also, my enemies r smelly hehehe lol, cant argue with that!

ricki on July 12, 2008 at 12:24

i did not understand a thing

asia i did not understa on July 23, 2008 at 01:00

This quiz was weird... love is my first priority?

sweet pea on August 09, 2008 at 10:26

this quiz iz alrite, don't give harsh comments datz just meen!! :)

shazi789sj on December 13, 2008 at 05:55

so cool but wat bout my wish?:-]

jazy on December 14, 2008 at 12:04

It is really amazing.... I can't believe that it is true....

narendrakumar on January 03, 2009 at 04:29

Listen My children, The Reason why the Test asked you for You're
favorite Number and Day is because your wish will come true on that
Day. Your favorite number is the amount of people you have to send
this to. This would Definitely make more sense if it were E-mail,
Don't you think? . Have Fun my Children with your wish.

Dalai Lama on March 16, 2011 at 08:47

That was really acurate, i said for red the person i love and the rest
seemed really close to me except coffee, i put lifeblood lol :)

Kali on June 07, 2011 at 09:51

that was really cool !!!!!!!!!!!!!!;D

bri on August 04, 2011 at 11:55

really nice test. and very correct!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sara on August 13, 2011 at 07:44

nice but only 50% correct. the order of animals is
amazing...........

awais on September 01, 2011 at 09:45

why did i put my favorite number and day of the week? wth

Pissed on December 02, 2011 at 07:15

i really like this personality test!!!!

Ldy Lee Lawas on January 02, 2012 at 01:16

sounds like the kind of worthless moronic test the dalai lama would
give. he is cruel a liar and nobody you want to know--the scum of the
earth

plotzbrog fwaplit on March 03, 2012 at 04:43

i said pot for coffee. wth does that imply?

The DEE on March 30, 2012 at 01:44

His Holiness the Dalai Lama is the greatest man that has walked the
earth since Jesus, Mohammed, Moses and the Buddha. Thank you for
what you teach and the light you bring to not only the enlightened
ones, but to those who clearly need some form of humanity. Bless
you!

Jan van Niekerk on April 12, 2012 at 01:20

very interesting I noticed the make a wish part was difficult the
first time, and on the repeat of the ? it was very clear what I really
wanted, the unconscious mind working for you8822

tamtam on July 19, 2012 at 03:12

It never said anything about fav number and day of week....

Morgan DelValle on July 21, 2012 at 07:00

didn't explain favorite number and favorite day of the week ?

mora on March 06, 2013 at 07:16

the only part that was true was the colors

akina on March 17, 2013 at 11:53

srry, but what's the difference between: someone you will always
remember and someone you will never forget?

Olga on May 03, 2013 at 05:47

yet again, the internet shows us how emotionally unbalanced people
are. The quiz was fine, but WOW there are some great comments here.
Why has this provoked someone to call the dalai lama a 'poof'?
priceless.

I love it when people are idiots on May 05, 2013 at 06:18

so my enemies are cute? :S reaaally? And I HATE coffee, so this test
is based on the creators opinion!

Hollie on May 15, 2013 at 01:23

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