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• More people have died in Ted Kennedy's car than in nuclear power plants.
• MORE PEOPLE DIED AT CHAPPAQUIDIK THAN AT 3-MILE ISLAND.
• More people died at Chappaquidick than at 3-mile island.
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. -- Erma Bombeck
• Plants do not have the power of locomotion -- except perhaps for kudzu.
• All governments are more or less combinations against the people.
  . .and as rulers have no more virtue than the ruled....
• Don't buy a landslide. I don't want to have to pay for one more vote than I have to.
  -- Joseph P. Kennedy, on JFK's election strategy....
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. -- Bombeck's Rule of Medicine
• Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.