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Everyone Hates Me Because I'm Paranoid.
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Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
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Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
I'm only paranoid because everyone's against me.
I wouldn't be paranoid if everyone didn't pick on me. -- Oxymoro
I'm not paranoid, everyone IS out to get me!
My first psychiatrist said I was paranoid, but I want a second opinion because I think he's out to get me.
-- Tom Wilson ("Ziggy")...
I'm not as paranoid as you tell you everyone I am.
I'm not paranoid, it's just that everyone else thinks I am. -- G Farbe
I am NOT Paranoid! And why are you always watching me??
