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• Homer: [awkwardly] Uh...so, let's have a conversation.
  Um...I think we'll find we have very little in common....
• Mindy: Homer? [whispers] I got a really wicked idea that could get us into a _lot_ of trouble.
  Homer: Oh, Mindy...we have to fight our temptation....
• Mindy: What's wrong? Homer: Oh, yeah, like you don't know.
  [weeping] We're gonna have sex! Mindy: Oh...well, we don't have to....
• Homer: [singing] Oh Mindy, you came and you gave without flaking, But I sent you Ben Gay.
  Oh Andy, you kissed me and stopped me from something, And I -- [sees Lisa watching] Uh oh....
• Homer: [unhappy] Well, I guess you'll want to come in.
  Mindy: [bright] OK. Homer: [mocking] "OK!" [They sit on the bed] Mindy...
• Smithers: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your new co-worker, Mindy Simmons.
  I think she has a degree in Engineering or something....
• Homer: Whew! I made it the whole day without seeing her again.
  [The elevator arrives and Homer gets in. The door closes and he notices he's crammed in with Mindy] Aah!...
• Klink: My job is to show you how miserable life would be if you married Mindy instead of Marge.
  [He takes Homer's hand, and they fly into the air] Home...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...