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• Mindy: Homer? [whispers] I got a really wicked idea that could get us into a _lot_ of trouble.
  Homer: Oh, Mindy...we have to fight our temptation....
• Uh, so. Let's have a conversation. Uh, I think we'll find that we have very little in common.
  -- Homer Simpson The Last Temptation of Home...
• Bart: If you gain 61 pounds they'll let you work at home?
  Homer: Y'uh huh, that's the deal. No more exercise program, no more traffic, no more blood drives or charity walks....
• Sherri+Terri: Nice glasses, four-eyes! Tee hee hee.
  Nelson: Yeah, nice shoes, uh...two-feet. Yeah....
• Bart: What is this place? Nerd 1: The refuge of the damned.
  Martin: [gleeful] A place where we can work on our extra-credit assignments without fear of reprisal....
• Yep...another day, another box of stolen pens.
  -- Homer leaves work for the day, "The Last Temptation of Home...
• Zutroy: [reaches slowly for a button in front of him, then changes his mind at the last minute and pushes a different one] Bu
  Excellent, Zutroy! Work hard, and each day you'll get a shiny penny....
• Bart: Psst! Over here. Marge: Huh? Bart: Mom, I need a dollar.
  Ever since you started teaching here kids have been taking my lunch money, and I need that money for candy....
• Skinner: Let's see: Tide...Cheer...Bold...Biz...Fab.
  ..All...Gain...Wisk. I believe today I will try....