Marge: Good News, Honey: Two Weeks Are Up. You Don't Have To Wear Your Glasses Any More!

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Marge: Good news, honey: two weeks are up. You don't have to wear your
glasses any more! And your scalp and posture seem fine.
Bart: [triumphant] Yes! [kicks shoes off]
{[They fly through the air and smash through Flanders' window]}
Ned: {Kids, did anyone pray for giant shoes?}
Rod: {I did!}
Ned: {Okily dokily.}
-- The Lord giveth..., "The Last Temptation of Homer"

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