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• Bob: Someday I'll have my vengeance -- someday, when I find my way out of this savage
  oach-ridden cesspool -- [camera pulls back to "Springfield Minimum Security Prison"] Ma...
• cene shows prisoners going in a revolving door and coming out immediately] Voice
  Mayor Quimby supports revolving door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob -- a man twice convicted of attempted murder....
• Burns: Hail, brothers. Coranon Silaria, Ozoo Mahoke.
  [everyone answers "Mahoke"] Now, then, gentlemen, the mayoral campaign is upon us....
• Bob: Hello, children. [with malice] Hello, Bart. Ba
  Eep. Bob: Young friends, my opponent, Joe Quimby, is confused about your school system....
• Bob: [on the radio] But it would be terribly myopic of me to blame all my current woes on one spiky-haired little simpleton.
  Barlow: Mm hm, myopic. Or to say the least, intransigent....
• Barlow: You know, there are three things we're never going to get rid of here in Springfield
  one, the bats in the public library -- [scene switch to man opening card catalog and screaming as bats fly out] -- two, Mrs....
• Bob: Only _I_ could have executed such a masterpiece of electoral fraud.
  And I have the records to prove it! Here, just look at these -- [pulls out binders and floppy disks] each one a work of Machiavellian art....
• Sideshow Bob: Selma, I don't know what to say... Selma
  Just tell me you like McGyver. Sideshow Bob: Very well, I....
• Skinner: Now, students, I want you to be on your best behavior for this carefully-choreographed media event.
  Now this means there is to be no wising-off, no face-making, and no grass-eating....