Bob: [on The Radio] But It Would Be Terribly Myopic Of Me To Blame All My Current Woes On One Spiky-haired Little Simpleton.

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Bob: [on the radio] But it would be terribly myopic of me to blame
all my current woes on one spiky-haired little simpleton.
Barlow: Mm hm, myopic. Or to say the least, intransigent. Now you
mentioned some woes there.
Bob: see, Birch, I'm presently incarcerated.
[scene switch to prison where a riot is taking place]
Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. Hah! Attempted
murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize
for attempted chemistry? Do they?
[Bob ducks as a toilet smashes overhead]
Oh, really, now! This _is_ a personal call.
-- Inconsiderate rioters, "Sideshow Bob Roberts"