Bob: [on the radio] But it would be terribly myopic of me to blame
all my current woes on one spiky-haired little simpleton.
Barlow: Mm hm, myopic. Or to say the least, intransigent. Now you
mentioned some woes there.
Bob: Well...you see, Birch, I'm presently incarcerated.
[scene switch to prison where a riot is taking place]
Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. Hah! Attempted
murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize
for attempted chemistry? Do they?
[Bob ducks as a toilet smashes overhead]
Oh, really, now! This _is_ a personal call.
-- Inconsiderate rioters, "Sideshow Bob Roberts"
Brich Barlow [on the radio; a Rush Limbaugh imitation] My friends, isn't this just typical? Another intelligent conservative here, railroaded by our liberal justice system, just like [reads lists] Colonel Oliver North, officer Stacey Koons, and cartoon Smokespeson Joe Camel....