Barlow: You Know, There Are Three Things We're Never Going To Get Rid Of Here In Springfield

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Barlow: You know, there are three things we're never going to get rid of
here in Springfield: one, the bats in the public library --
[scene switch to man opening card catalog and screaming as bats
fly out]
-- two, Mrs. McFierly's compost heap --
[scene switch to huge compost pile and Mrs. McFierly rocking
nearby with a shotgun, cackling]
-- and three, our six-term mayor,
[scene switch to Quimby watering a marijuana plant]
the illiterate, tax-cheating, wife-swapping, pot-smoking,
spendocrat Diamond Joe Quimby.
Quimby: Hey: I am no longer illiterate.
-- Slow but steady self-improvement,
"Sideshow Bob Roberts"