Bob: Only _I_ Could Have Executed Such A Masterpiece Of Electoral Fraud.

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Bob: Only _I_ could have executed such a masterpiece of electoral
fraud. And I have the records to prove it! Here, just look at
these -- [pulls out binders and floppy disks] each one a work of
Machiavellian art.
Judge: But why?
Bob: Because you _need_ me, Springfield. Your guilty conscience may
force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside you secretly
long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize
criminals, and rule you like a king. That's why I did this: to
protect you from yourselves. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a
city to run.
Judge: Bailiffs, place the mayor under arrest.
Bob: What? Oh yes, all that stuff I did.
-- Mayor Bob digs his own grave (and saves),
"Sideshow Bob Roberts"