Marge: I hope you realize now that violence on TV may be funny,

Marge: I hope you realize now that violence on TV may be funny, but it's
not so funny when that violence is happening to you.
Bart: [smug] But it _would_ be funny to someone who was watching us.
Marge: Hmm...
Lisa: No, Mom, he's right. [takes off shoe] Observe:
[throws it at Bart]
[Marge laughs involuntarily; Lisa and Bart laugh too]
Marge: Oh, my! Lisa, go to your room.
Lisa: Aw...
-- Marge refuses to see the light,
"Itchy and Scratchy Land"

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