Lisa: Dad! The flash must have scrambled their circuits.
Homer: What are you, the narrator?
Lisa: Aah! Just keep taking pictures!
[Homer snaps another shot and an Itchy collapses]
Bart: [grabbing its mallet] I'll get more cameras!
[runs over to camera shop, smashes window, grabs cameras]
[turns back] Smashy, smashy! [smashes another window]
Marge: I don't approve of that...
-- Not the time for approval, "Itchy and Scratchy Land"
Homer: What are you, the narrator?
Lisa: Aah! Just keep taking pictures!
[Homer snaps another shot and an Itchy collapses]
Bart: [grabbing its mallet] I'll get more cameras!
[runs over to camera shop, smashes window, grabs cameras]
[turns back] Smashy, smashy! [smashes another window]
Marge: I don't approve of that...
-- Not the time for approval, "Itchy and Scratchy Land"
Related:
- Marge: Now wait a minute, I'm not sure about this. Every time we've
ever gone on vacation I end up being horribly embarrassed.
We end up in a big fight and we come home more... - Marge: And remember, every morning give one bowl of Kibble to Santa's
Little Helper.
Do you want me to write any of this down? Abe: No... - Lisa: Dad, remember how you said going to Itchy and Scratchy Land
would be too damned expensive?
Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these... - Narrator: Roger Meyers' next full-length feature was the wildly
successful "Pin-Itchy-o".
Scratchy: [Italian accent] Now you be good Pin-Itchy... - Lisa enters the parents' bedroom with Bart in tow]
Lisa:
Mom, Dad! Bart's dead! [Homer and Marge wake... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: {Oh my God...what'll I do, what'll I do?}
Marge:
{What's the matter with you, Homer? We don't have... - Bart: Hey Dad, can you move your head?
Homer: No, I can't.
It's broken... -- Is it in a cast? "Itchy and Scratchy... - Bart: [German accent] Hey mouse...say cheese.
[snaps picture;
an Itchy robot collapses] With a dry, cool wit...
From the same category:
- Herbert: While you're here, I want you to make yourselves right at
home.
Any time you're hungry, any time day or night, Cook... - Homer: Hi, Grimey old buddy.
Grimes: I'm not your buddy,
Simpson. I don't like you. In fact, I hate... - Burns: [voice only]
Yes, we've isolated the problem.
Wouldn't you know, false alarm. Marge: Phew... - Homer: Come on! We've been here for fifteen minutes!
Can't you see they're sucking the life out of... - Lurleen: [chuckles] Oh Homer, you're just a big sack of sugar.
Homer: Hey! [thinks on it] You <did> say sugar...
