Narrator: Roger Meyers' next full-length feature was the wildly
successful "Pin-Itchy-o".
Scratchy: [Italian accent] Now you be good Pin-Itchy-o, and don't you
lie.
Itchy: I promise I will never hurt you.
[his nose grows suddenly, spearing Scratchy's eyeball]
Scratchy: Ouch!
Lisa: I wonder if this kind of violence really _does_ desensitize
us?
[berserk Scratchy robot crashes through screen. Its head
pops off and blood spurts]
Bart: Want to get a Sno Cone[tm]?
Lisa: OK.
-- Lisa's question, suddenly rhetorical,
"Itchy and Scratchy Land"
successful "Pin-Itchy-o".
Scratchy: [Italian accent] Now you be good Pin-Itchy-o, and don't you
lie.
Itchy: I promise I will never hurt you.
[his nose grows suddenly, spearing Scratchy's eyeball]
Scratchy: Ouch!
Lisa: I wonder if this kind of violence really _does_ desensitize
us?
[berserk Scratchy robot crashes through screen. Its head
pops off and blood spurts]
Bart: Want to get a Sno Cone[tm]?
Lisa: OK.
-- Lisa's question, suddenly rhetorical,
"Itchy and Scratchy Land"
Related:
- You know, some of these stories are pretty good.
I never knew mice lived such interesting lives
Homer watches Itchy and Scratchy, "Itchy and Scratchy... - Lisa: Dad, remember how you said going to Itchy and Scratchy Land
would be too damned expensive
Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these... - Marge: I hope you realize now that violence on TV may be funny
but it's not so funny when that violence is... - Bart: Who would have thought that our visit to Itchy and Scratchy Land
would turn out to be our best vacation ever
Lisa: Yeah, best ever! Marge: Are you two bonkers?... - Meyers: As Roger Meyers Jr., the owner of the park
I'd like to thank you for stopping the killer... - Lisa: Dad! The flash must have scrambled their circuits
Homer: What are you, the narrator? Lisa: Aah! Just... - We got beets!
-- Lisa, "Itchy and Scratchy
The Movie... - Bart: So, Mr. Itchy, you think you're God's gift to women
do you? Lisa: Don't do it, Bart. [Bart pulls... - Bart: Hey Dad, can you move your head?
Homer: No, I can't
It's broken... -- Is it in a cast? "Itchy and Scratchy...
