Marge: And Remember, Every Morning Give One Bowl Of Kibble To Santa's Little Helper.

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Marge: And remember, every morning give one bowl of Kibble to Santa's
Little Helper. Do you want me to write any of this down?
Abe: No! I ain't senile, dad blast it.
Marge: OK, bye bye.
Homer: Bye!
Bart: Bye!
Lisa: Bye Grampa!
[Homer drives off]
Grampa: Wait a minute! What was that last thing you said? "Grampa's
Little Helper"...what's that? [meekly to animals] Which one of
you is the mailman?
[animals roll their eyes slowly towards one another]
-- Not senile, just a little weird,
"Itchy and Scratchy Land"